The Big Bang Theory: diferenças entre revisões

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Sitcom[[w:The Big Bang Theory|'''The Big Bang Theory''']] ''é um sitcom norte-americana, que retrata a vida de 4 cientistas brilhantes sem vida social e da sua vizinha atraente Penny.''
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The Big Bang Theory
Sitcom norte-americana, que retrata a vida de 4 cientistas brilhantes sem vida social e da sua vizinha atraente Penny.
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"Gravity. That heartless bitch"
 
:"Gravity. That heartless bitch"
:- '''Sheldon'''
 
: "Oh, well, this would be one of those circumstances that people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers would call a coincidence. "
:- '''Sheldon'''
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:'''Leonard''': You can't blow up my head with your mind.
- Sheldon
:'''Sheldon''': Then I'll settle for an aneurysm.
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:'''Leonard''': We have to do this.
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:'''Sheldon''': No, we have to take in nourishment, expel waste and keep our cells from dying. Everything else is purely optional.
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:'''Sheldon Cooper''': You know, in the future, when we're disembodied brains in jars, we're going to look back on this as eight hours well wasted.
Leonard: You can't blow up my head with your mind.
:'''Rajnesh Koothrappali''': I don't want to be in a jar. I want my brain in an android body... eight feet tall and ripped.
Sheldon: Then I'll settle for an aneurysm.
:'''Howard Wolowitz''': I'm with you. I just have to make sure if I'm a synthetic human, I'd still be Jewish. I promised my mother.
:'''Sheldon Cooper''': I suppose you could have your android penis circumcised... but that's something your rabbi will have to discuss with the manufacturer.
:'''Rajnesh Koothrappali''': Not to mention, you'd have to power down on Saturdays.
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:'''Penny''': Why can't all men be like you?
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:'''Leonard''': If all men were like me, the human race wouldn't survive.
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:'''Leonard''': The Homo habilis man discovering the opposable thumb says what...
Leonard: We have to do this.
:'''Kurt''': (confuso) What?
Sheldon: No, we have to take in nourishment, expel waste and keep our cells from dying. Everything else is purely optional.
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:'''Sheldon''': I'm confused. If there's no costume parade, what are we doing here?
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:'''Leonard''': We're socializing. Meeting new people…
:'''Sheldon''': Telepathically?
 
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Sheldon Cooper: You know, in the future, when we're disembodied brains in jars, we're going to look back on this as eight hours well wasted.
Rajnesh Koothrappali: I don't want to be in a jar. I want my brain in an android body... eight feet tall and ripped.
Howard Wolowitz: I'm with you. I just have to make sure if I'm a synthetic human, I'd still be Jewish. I promised my mother.
Sheldon Cooper: I suppose you could have your android penis circumcised... but that's something your rabbi will have to discuss with the manufacturer.
Rajnesh Koothrappali: Not to mention, you'd have to power down on Saturdays.
 
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Penny: Why can't all men be like you?
Leonard: If all men were like me, the human race wouldn't survive.
 
Diálogo:
 
Leonard: The Homo habilis man discovering the opposable thumb says what...
Kurt: (confuso) What?
 
Diálogo:
 
Sheldon: I'm confused. If there's no costume parade, what are we doing here?
Leonard: We're socializing. Meeting new people…
Sheldon: Telepathically?
 
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